OFFICIAL: Final Fantasy XII is better than Oblivion xflop three-shitty!

[Blig Merk]

According to the Gospel of Gamerankings, which Jackass Jordan,
Zackcrybabybitch, and Jojo-dogbrainboy absolutely swear by as the only
reliable barometer for the goodness of a game, Final Fantasy XII for
the PS2 is *BETTER* than Oblivion for the xflop three-shitty.

Final Fantasy XII PS2 - 98%
http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/459841.asp

Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion xflop three-shitty - 95%
http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/927345.asp

Not only that, xflop fanbitches are screeching about how Oblivion has
broken sales records - 1.7 million shipped so far. Of course, they fail
to mention that is a Bethesda record, not any overall record, and that
it includes PC and xflop three-shitty sales world-wide for 3 weeks.
Final Fantasy XII sold 1.7 million in one week, March 13-19, and in
only one country. PS2 is still kicking xflop three-shitty ass all over
the place!

 

[SyVyN11]

"Blig Merk" <blig_murk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1144731529.607218.96480@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> According to the Gospel of Gamerankings, which Jackass Jordan,
> Zackcrybabybitch, and Jojo-dogbrainboy absolutely swear by as the only
> reliable barometer for the goodness of a game, Final Fantasy XII for
> the PS2 is *BETTER* than Oblivion for the xflop three-shitty.
>
> Final Fantasy XII PS2 - 98%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/459841.asp
>
> Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion xflop three-shitty - 95%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/927345.asp
>
> Not only that, xflop fanbitches are screeching about how Oblivion has
> broken sales records - 1.7 million shipped so far. Of course, they fail
> to mention that is a Bethesda record, not any overall record, and that
> it includes PC and xflop three-shitty sales world-wide for 3 weeks.
> Final Fantasy XII sold 1.7 million in one week, March 13-19, and in
> only one country. PS2 is still kicking xflop three-shitty ass all over
> the place!

Why can't you be happy that good and great games are being built for all
systems. So what that the X360 game scores 3 percentage points lower than
the ps2 game. If you don't like x360, don't buy it! That's fine and
good, but your act is going stale.

>

 

[Jordan]

Blig Merk wrote:

> Final Fantasy XII PS2 - 98%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/459841.asp

"Based On 2 Media Outlets"

Guess what Oblivion was at with only 2 reviews in? 100%.

Here's a pic so you don't have to grasp so hard next time:

http://www.hero.ac.uk/resources/6140.jpg

- Jordan

 

[Robin]

"Blig Merk" <blig_murk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1144731529.607218.96480@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> According to the Gospel of Gamerankings, which Jackass Jordan,
> Zackcrybabybitch, and Jojo-dogbrainboy absolutely swear by as the only
> reliable barometer for the goodness of a game, Final Fantasy XII for
> the PS2 is *BETTER* than Oblivion for the xflop three-shitty.
>
> Final Fantasy XII PS2 - 98%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/459841.asp
>
> Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion xflop three-shitty - 95%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/927345.asp
>

I'm guessing that the concept of each of these two games being judged upon
the relative capabilities of the two differing systems is a little too
complicated for some people to grasp?

Using Blig's brilliant new "Theory of Console Superiority;" we can now
determine that an Atari 2600 hundred game that scores a 100%, is a better
game than a PS2 game that scores 98%. We can then extrapolate that to mean
that the Atari 2600 is a better game console than the PS2.

 

[Schrodinger]

"Blig Merk" <blig_murk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1144731529.607218.96480@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> According to the Gospel of Gamerankings, which Jackass Jordan,
> Zackcrybabybitch, and Jojo-dogbrainboy absolutely swear by as the only
> reliable barometer for the goodness of a game, Final Fantasy XII for
> the PS2 is *BETTER* than Oblivion for the xflop three-shitty.
>
> Final Fantasy XII PS2 - 98%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/459841.asp
>
> Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion xflop three-shitty - 95%
> http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/927345.asp
>
> Not only that, xflop fanbitches are screeching about how Oblivion has
> broken sales records - 1.7 million shipped so far. Of course, they fail
> to mention that is a Bethesda record, not any overall record, and that
> it includes PC and xflop three-shitty sales world-wide for 3 weeks.
> Final Fantasy XII sold 1.7 million in one week, March 13-19, and in
> only one country. PS2 is still kicking xflop three-shitty ass all over
> the place!
>

1) Get a life.

2) You are wrong.

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