Whats The Worst Thing Thats Happened To You On A Date?

[Sir Dreamer]

Post your stories down here

My worst thing was one day i was in my gf's house and i had massive diareaha but i couldnt hold it so we were at her familys dinner table and lets say i stunk up the whole room

 

[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

LMFAO, well one time i was at my girls house and well same situation as you and um i had a load of shit to be dumped LOL, so i rushed to the bathroom and well i tripped over the dog and broke a $1200 vase and still went to bathroom and well... No Toilet paper.. so uhhh yeah you don't wanna know the rest of that story LOL.

 

[Sir Dreamer]

LMFAO, well one time i was at my girls house and well same situation as you and um i had a load of shit to be dumped LOL, so i rushed to the bathroom and well i tripped over the dog and broke a $1200 vase and still went to bathroom and well... No Toilet paper.. so uhhh yeah you don't wanna know the rest of that story LOL.

But how the hell did you wipe your ass ? Lmfao

 

[Walter White]

lmfao true with the dog??

 

[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

But how the hell did you wipe your ass ? Lmfao

Do you really wanna know what i had to do bro?

 

[Walter White]

yes i do :L:troll:

 

[Sir Dreamer]

Do you really wanna know what i had to do bro?

You used your sock ? O__o

 

[Marcus_Imported_7]

used your hand? hahaah

 

[Sir Dreamer]

used your hand? hahaah

Thats just wrong -___-

 

[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

Nope, well damn i should have used my sock FUCK... Well since there was no toilet paper or anything and i filled up the bowl LOL, um i used the towel that someone uses... I was so ashamed but i didn't wanna go out there with shit in my ass. Then i left the house and never came back, that girl never called me ever since i wiped my ass with her towel... But i have a new girl and this one HAS toilet paper

 

[Vizuh]

I was at my girlfriends house and I was bursting for a shit, there wasn't any toilet paper so I used a wet towel. Her dad was waiting outside to get it and that was the last time I went out with her -__-

 

[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

I was at my girlfriends house and I was bursting for a shit, there wasn't any toilet paper so I used a wet towel. Her dad was waiting outside to get it and that was the last time I went out with her -__-

Hahhahaha, Similar to my story bro, there is always better ones out there bro lmao.

 

[Vizuh]

Hahhahaha, Similar to my story bro, there is always better ones out there bro lmao.

Fun times :troll:

 

[Rele]

LOL these stories are funny

 

[Sir Dreamer]

I know :3 Lonh time ago though