The Funniest Pick-Up Line Jokes

[Mickeh]

i ALWAYS Here the Funniest Pick-Up Lines,
Do you have Some?
Lets Hear it!
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


I like every bone in your body especially mine.


You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!


If you were a car door I would slam you all night long


Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.


LOL
i advise you Dont use these On the Girls In the school Yard, unless you want to go home with a Perfect Red Hand Mark on your cheek.
Go for it!
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[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

LOLOLOLOL, Watch someone -Rep you because they got slammed by that car door in the face LOL, i'll have a funny pick up line later :troll:

 

[Mickeh]

LOLOLOLOL, Watch someone -Rep you because they got slammed by that car door in the face LOL, i'll have a funny pick up line later :troll:

LOL. i Cant Wait to see it
;D

 

[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

But first imma try them out on my ex ;D And we'll see the effects of my pick up line LOL :evil:

 

[Mickeh]

But first imma try them out on my ex ;D And we'll see the effects of my pick up line LOL :evil:

Oh Boy, i hope its Effective :S

Tell me What it feels like to be Slapped By a Girl. :troll:

 

[HowsMySIGHTS]

lol thats so stupid lol if anyone ever got that to get a girl they should die

 

[Mickeh]

lol thats so stupid lol if anyone ever got that to get a girl they should die

Only Chuck Norris Could Get a chick from those Lines
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[Xx305-_-NinjaxX]

Oh Boy, i hope its Effective :S

Tell me What it feels like to be Slapped By a Girl. :troll:

I know what it feels already -_- just play like your hurt though LOL they always fall for it.. watch what happens hehehe:to***e:

 

[Mickeh]

I know what it feels already -_- just play like your hurt though LOL they always fall for it.. watch what happens hehehe:to***e:

Lol. ;D

 

[Bruno_Imported_7]

lolll

 

[Mickeh]

lolll

Lol. Lets Hear Some Bruno :troll:

 

[H3NDO]

"Hey if I can guess the first 2 digits of your number, will you give me the rest?" :troll:

 

[stephbird3]

hey ? do you wanna hakuna my tatas... lol lion king. yea I know I ruined your child hood sorry

 

[ozadin]

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together" That joke is so corny, but I always get a chuckle out of that.

 

[ACSAPA]

These have kind of a Sheldon Cooper flavor. I think smart people are hot.

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If i was an enzyme, I'd be helical so i could unzip your genes
5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

 

[eagle22]

Well, I don't think this one would work very well but the one that always made me laugh was "Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away"

 

[cookiemonsterv16]

Not to sure how cheesy these lines are:
1.Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
2.Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
3.Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
4.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[Roubles]

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

 

[Joel7050]

I wish you were my little toe. So I'd be able to bang you on every single piece of furniture in the house. Cracks up most people you say this to.